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Post by smashers7nisa on Apr 26, 2008 0:44:09 GMT -5
Q. Do you know all about April 1st? A. Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
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Post by smashers7nisa on Apr 26, 2008 0:44:33 GMT -5
Q. Why is everyone so tired on April 1? A. Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!
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Post by smashers7nisa on Apr 26, 2008 0:44:59 GMT -5
In a hospital waiting room a guy is anxiously waiting for his wife to have their first baby, after 2 hours, a nurse comes bouncing though the labor room doors with a little baby cradled in her arms and asks for Mr. Johnson, the guy proudly announces ” that would be me!” he jumps out of his chair and runs over to her and says ” is that my baby?”, the nurse replies “why yes!” she starts to hand him the baby, and instead, grabs it by the feet, swings it over her head, and slams it into the tile wall and it’s brains and guts splatter everywhere; the guy then says “Jesus Christ, what in the hell did you do to my baby ? !!!!” she replies, “April Fools!, it’s already been dead for an hour.”
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Post by princess on Apr 27, 2008 0:58:23 GMT -5
oh my god...!! what a mean joke...
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Post by °®Wenyi . on Apr 30, 2008 19:38:59 GMT -5
haha aiyo sodisgusting! but its quite poor thing for the father ..haha nvm juz a story =D
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Post by forestofhell on May 1, 2008 4:01:10 GMT -5
So evil sia...
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Post by IWFLAYYL on May 29, 2008 3:54:23 GMT -5
ya lo.... at first i read i thought the father did it... but read back the nurse le....
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Post by °®Wenyi . on Jun 1, 2008 3:41:59 GMT -5
haha where eu find it?
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Post by wowpower on Sept 15, 2008 5:45:41 GMT -5
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